My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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