quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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