May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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