Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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