Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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