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say what?
wanna hang out?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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