he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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