Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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