I need help removing her.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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