we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
