Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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