Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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