But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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