woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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