Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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