Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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