Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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