scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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