I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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