69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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