Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Randomize
