now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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