What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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