do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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