if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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