at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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