god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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