Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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