So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
you had me at cake vodka
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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