I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
cat food counts as protein by the way
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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