And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you mean i was at the winter classic?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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