Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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