idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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