What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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