Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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