Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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