whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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