Hey man sorry I got all grabby
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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