Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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