You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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