he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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