How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
