Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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