So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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