Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
