I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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