I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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