i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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