just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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