Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
