I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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