i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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