I feel like I'm in dance class right now
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The air was thick with penises
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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