god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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