I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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