at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
