Whod you bang
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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